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Monday, 18 July 2011

Solent Green Is Good People: Open Moringa Enterprise Study Hails Edible Currency

O.M.E.G.A. Food Bank, the commercial vehicle of the not-for-profit Open Moringa Enterprise Growers Association announced an open source project with Runnymede Institute to document and measure the results of their efforts to launch a revolutionary new currency that you can and should eat. The miraculous leaves of the Moringa Tree in a pure powdered state form a perfect medium of stable, measured exchange with human consumption ultimately guaranteed, it’s supposed to be good for your cat too.

O.M.E.G.A.’s solicitor James Taylor put it plainly;

“Think of it as the natural super food it is in a compressed pill form, only in the shape of a coin, six different sizes with numbers on them. The ones sealed in silver tinfoil go 1, 2 and 3, meaning the large silver is three days worth of food and the gold foiled are 4, 6 and 8, which of course also designate that the mid-size gold coinz offer 6 days of full adult necessity. When European contagion reaches the UK and the petroleum price skyrockets, there may be food shortages and famine, people still have to feed their kids.


O.M.E.G.A. is an all-inclusive open source project for anyone who’s figured out they have to look out for themselves when supermarkets experience delays in re-supply. In that eventuality, which is looking quite likely now, fiat money will be worth the paper it’s printed on and you can’t eat it to survive! O.M.E.G.A. coinz would become valuable barter then. It’s great stuff in every way, you should mix a measure of Moringa powder into a cup of tea daily, top up the nutrients GMO and Monsanto's flushed out of you!”

Ingenuity is paramount for ultimate survival. If you’ve got a green thumb, this may be the gig for you. If you don’t, it’s still worth joining the association and trying your hand because a Carbon Credit is derived from planting a tree. Should you manage to get just a handful of leaves before it dies, since you’ll forget to water it, that’s still more nutritional value than one can hope for from fortified Agri-biz labels that may be scarce.

Don’t take our word for it, scientific data and first-hand testimonials are plentiful across the web when you search the term “Moringa Trees”. It’s the one that got away, the plant that escaped Codex Alimentarius and the war by famine regime of UN über-technocrats. The irony, that these O.M.E.G.A. coinz can serve a double purpose without interfering with the fiat system means future futures opportunities for the major market players.

Bilderbergers won’t like it one bit, online currencies too have so far been unable to land their business models fully because value in it’s portable form hasn’t corresponded well enough to real world collateral needs. When we consider that a box of Moringa powder could sustain a thousand people for months, the portability issue becomes less complex. O.M.E.G.A. is well on the way to new solutions and is also exploring iPhone Apps in Field Purity testing scenarios against counterfeit coinz.Is a Farmville arbitrage now plausible?



O.M.E.G.A. members are literally immune to the coming money market sway when the UK Housing Bubble finally pops and the bailout system deals a fatal blow to HM Treasury. Weimar Republic predictions are normally overblown but no one doubts Britain could suffer a PIIG’s fate when The City turns round to rifle through John Bull’s pockets again.

Scaremongering doesn’t play a role in the O.M.E.G.A. narrative, it’s ‘anarchy’ of the Italian city-state mode in lieu of molotovs but their demonstration of very achievable self-sufficiency will impact Eurocrats like a ton of bricks. Full spectrum dominance was supposed to be fun but too many Britons are ready to take back control of their lives.

O.M.E.G.A.’s model is independence itself, successful Moringa leaf producers are free to trade any way they like and are invited to have their surplus turned into the standard coinz to re-sell. Settling bartered accounts inevitably pegged to the inflated fiat currency of the day is easy to calculate. O.M.E.G.A.’s relative exchange price simply factors the day’s cost ratio to arrive at the regional fiat value of the smallest silver foiled coinz and multiplies it with larger ones thereon. Careful cultivation is therefore key to stability.


The object of the exercise is to afford people with incentive to survive the fallout of the banker’s follies with a sensible, non-destructive pastime opening ample prospects to sustain them through the market corrections nearly upon us. When one can season a salad that feeds and nourishes a family of four with a sprinkle of pure Moringa, the British cultivator/entrepreneur has much more than fancy sales pitch generally lost on anyone but the well informed health conscious few. It's genuine power to the people!